Shutting down the rumors with one fell swoop, the reality TV star posted a video on Twitter to prove to everyone once and for all that she doesn't take A-class drugs.
Meanwhile, Kim has insisted a snap showing white lines are just markings on a marble table. When historians look back at 2017, they will surely remember Kardashian and the marble table as the biggest scandal of the year. I did think it was our Pixie Sticks.
Turns out, after all that, there wasn't ANYTHING on the table at all, it's just the marble itself.
Hear that? It's not cocaine, guys.
In an Instagram story on Wednesday, she said: "I don't play like that, come on, I have kids, that's just not my lifestyle, I've never been like that".
Kardashian, who largely abstains from drugs and alcohol, typically doesn't respond to rumors swirling around her, but she quickly took to Twitter to address the speculation.
Though Kim has always maintained she doesn't do drugs, the freshly unearthed clip shows her using a phallic pipe as she parties with Ray J. Come on. I have kids.
She tweeted: "For the past few years Kanye and I have made nearly all of our kids clothes and we have collaborated on a new kids line!" I've never been like that.
After issuing her statement, the reality star had a hilarious realization about the "white powder" on the counter. "I thought it was 'candy". That was not candy on my table! Kim clearly got confused by the initial picture when she said it was candy, and it seems that, ultimately, it was just a (rather stunning) marble table in the end.